One night...
A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks, "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not."
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband: "Oh, honey."
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure. It's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?'"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably. It is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would you take her to play golf with you?"
Husband: "Yes. Those are always good times."
Wife: "Would she use my clubs?"
Husband: "No. She's left-handed."
Wife: (silence)
Husband: "Crap."
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